10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.