10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen