10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker is for loners.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.