10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.