10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls