10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.