10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."