10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.