10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph