10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.