10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT