10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• It's Free To Fold...