10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Welcome to kicker school
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.