10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.