10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Welcome to kicker school
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris