10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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