10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek