10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant