10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion