10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Fold and live to fold again
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz