10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986