10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "No river, no fish."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss