10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.