10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear