10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom