10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "No river, no fish."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Welcome to kicker school
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.