10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "No river, no fish."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.