10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson