10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway