10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."