10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson