10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."