10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.