10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen