10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "No river, no fish."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.