10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.