10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek