10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "No river, no fish."