10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.