10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.