10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"