10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "No river, no fish."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)