10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters