10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion