10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Welcome to kicker school
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!