10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- You have to piss with the dick you have