10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is for fat, American losers.