10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"