10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."