10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!